I hate Chase. I had credit cards with them two different times and cancelled them both after a while because if I was late on one payment by a day they not only charged me a fee, but raised my interest rate, too. And it wasn't like I wasn't paying, it was the vagaries of the post office. Screw. them.

Shall we smite them? How about, permanent acne on their backs? They will never be able to wear a backless dress, a swimsuit or anything skimpy for the rest of their lives without having huge red pustules all over their shoulders and back. Good?