Just in Case

[multipurposegoddess]

If one of you has a voodoo doll of me, I would appreciate it if you would stop squishing the face in. I'm ready to negotiate some sort of appeasement.

Ta, ever so.

Comments

[la-perkins.livejournal.com]

Your face gets squished in? Mine gets hyperinflated.

[tskaredoff.livejournal.com]

I get that sometimes, usually with a pretty high temperature. Or there's always the fun times when the top of my head opens up to let my brains evaporate.

Today it is a giant thumb poking my cheek in.

But it's easing up, thank you giant thumb!

[la-perkins.livejournal.com]

I get that sometimes, and sometimes the cheek tingles.

The coughing is my favorite part though.

[tskaredoff.livejournal.com]

Well, sure, it's the coughing that really let's you know that you're alive!! You'd forget you were breathing if not for the coughing.

[cass404.livejournal.com]

Is this the wild, prophylactics-be-damned tree sex?

Oh, this time of year is so pretty. The pain lets me know I still live. The trees know I am their bitch. And I support a lot of the people who make Claritin and Benedryl.

Good times...

[tskaredoff.livejournal.com]

Yes, those crazy promiscuous trees.

They have all the fun and we suffer, does that seem right to you?

Pretty, though. And fruit is yum. And, really, if I remember t take my meds I harldy suffer at all (which is why, after a while, I forget to take the meds and it all goes to hell - gotta remember the moleskin with these diamond shoes).

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[[Both of you]]