multipurposegoddess

An all too typical conversation in my house:

Me: Do you want orange or purple?
DH: ...
Me: Coffee cups.
DH: Oh, orange. And unlike Grand Moff Tarkin I do take cream. For a minute there I thought you meant fruit.
Me: Well, I do have an orange if you want one.
DH: But you don't have a purple.
Me: No. Though it is, of course,
In unison: a fruit.

So lucky that we found each other and aren't driving some perfectly normal other people crazy.